It was the ninth of never, and all the PEOPLE in the town had gathered together to celebrate. It had never ever been the ninth of never before, so everyone was really excited. What was going to happen?
It was all really quite SUDDEN. One minute everyone was standing there with their clothes on and suddenly all their clothes had gone, and there they were, all standing in the nuddy.
A great cry went up. The whole town was AGHAST. But they shouldn’t have been. After all, it was the ninth of never.